Thursday, February 4, 2010

What Pacquiao's drugs can't do


According to Floyd 'Money' Mayweather Jr., Manny Pacquiao is on something so good that helped him become the best boxer of this decade that it only proves how "the Philippines have the best enhancement drugs".

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs can't help the Philippines in winning a single gold medal in the Olympics thus far.

According to Floyd Mayweather Sr., the substance Pacquiao is taking makes him stronger, wild and not feel anything.

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs can't help his brother Bobby nor the rest of his other countrymen not named Donaire or Nietes, dominate the way he is doing in the sport of boxing.

Roger Mayweather said that the drugs Pacquiao is taking used to make Philippine soldiers 500 years ago "bulletproof" and further added, "they weren't even dying".

Unfortunately, Pacquiao's drugs could not help the "immortal" Filipino super soldiers from stopping the Spaniards, the Japanese and the Americans from conquering their land.

Paulie Malignaggi said Pacquiao is on something "fishy".

Unfortuantely, Pacquiao's drugs, as evidenced in Pacquiao-Cotto 24/7, could not help him swim like a fish.

dSource is serving it up today and the special on the menu is 'sarcasm'. If you don't get it in your area, 'here, have some'. For Pacquiao's undetectable super steroids drugs may be the best thing that was ever invented since sliced bread and the shiznit is so potent even a caveman can use it.

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